The Great Waffle Shortage of 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Waffle Shortage!
– The waffle situation is critical
This news comes at such desperate times when an a mass of children form to create what I like to call the Colostomy Effect. After further research I’ve been able to report the more detailed reason behind this shocking news.
Kellogg Company recently experienced supply constraints caused by flood damage at our bakery in Atlanta. In addition, we’ve been making significant equipment enhancements and repairs in our largest waffle bakery. Unfortunately, this is taking longer than anticipated.
The Eggo™ team is working around the clock to bring everyone’s favorite waffles back to store shelves as quickly as possible. We hope to regain full distribution of Eggo products by the middle of 2010. This is a top priority for Kellogg Company.
Click here to receive periodic updates from the Eggo® brand about your favorite products, including news about when they will be back on shelf, or for more information, call 866-971-3320. Thank you for your patience during this time, and we apologize for any inconvenience.
I hope that this team of waffle engineers is getting the government support they need to correct this national waffle emergency. I’ll keep you all updated as new information comes in.
