Exstatica

Here we make fun of people that send me mail.

I’m assuming this gem came from a guy who found me on Linked In, where my little description is “No recruiters, or vendors, if you are trying to sell me something don’t bother calling me.” Yet some people still think hey why not. This one used my contact page from this site.

Hi Andrew,

I know you’re not fond of recruiters…too be honest it doesn’t bother me, I just want to introduce you to my client because I believe interest will be sparked once we have a chance to discuss.

Thank you Andrew, I look forward to your reply.

-Chase Van Huisen
818-883-0440
chasev@csi4jobs.com

Lets dissect this beautiful email. First you know I’m not fond, and you still violate my wishes, all you’ve really done is piss me off. Second how do you know you’d your client would be a fit? Curiosity alone is not going to get me to call you. You sir are an idiot.