Exstatica

So decided to go through my spamtrap and dig out all the great spam subject lines that I came across.

• Firminator for your rodinator (enough said)
• The part, where everybody dies
  • Yes it is… This spam came from OOMPA TOYS which had a giant image trying to sell viagra. Hmmm Die by Viagra?
• SOLDOUT- cheap prices for watches .. cheap prices for watches . cheap prices for watches c94
  • This kind of spam always cracks me up… I mean if its sold out why would I bother trying to buy one?
• Server Upgrade

Attention! On October 16, 2009 server upgrade will take place. Due to this the system may be offline for approximately half an hour. The changes will concern security, reliability and performance of mail service and the system as a whole. For compatibility of your browsers and mail clients with upgraded server software you should run SSl certificates update procedure. This procedure is quite simple. All you have to do is just to click the link provided, to save the patch file and then to run it from your computer location. That’s all. http://updates.mednor.net.secure.upd-services.net/mail/id=7333...@mednor.net-patch1757.aspx Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter and sorry for possible inconveniences. System Administrator

I wonder if they realize I run my own server, and my own domain, and my own well company. People do not need to fall for these kind of things.

• Great sex for free (Why do you think I have sex with dead hookers?)
• No one loses with us! No fraud or hoodwink in our enterprise! (Body Below.

Feel free to join a never-stopping roulette and indescribable fountain of fun and hazard! You just cn’t help visiting an online disorderly house where no one ever loses! Get into the world of immense fondness of risk!

This list is slowly growing so be patient.