Glossary
This is a page of terms, phrases, or people I use. Half my post might not make sense if this doesn’t exist.
Brother – Ex-coworker, now a good friends. We’re brothers but we’re not black.
Hava/Adi – The girlfriend, those are her too nicknames. The first one is more of an inside joke, and the second one is kind of a pet name. She is real, but chooses to drink nasty, disgusting wine, that probably violates all that is holy in the alcohol world that is my home. Besides her few food issues, I like her.
Sister – Probably my best friend in the whole world, she’s also my boss. We have almost everything in common and think on the same wavelength. In fact as I’m writing this I’m sure she is somewhere reading my thoughts, or playing her little drumming Tiki guy waiting for the drum solo. Love you sister. Oh and she has the dog, to which I’m going to get a best friend for 
Sis – This would be my real sister, Her mother and my father were married back in 04ish, we didn’t really grow up knowing each other, I was an only child, she pretty much is an only child (the other sister doesn’t count sorry). She’s my baby sister, and if you mess with her, I’m gonna kick your ass.
