Cupcakes, pudding, and well sugar duh.
*edit* Sidenote, I listen to my entire music collection on shuffle. Let me tell you Its like taking 5 Ipods from the following sources. 11/y girl, 19/y rapper, 23/y college student, 35/y woman who found out she can’t have kids so she’s turned to running, and punishing everyone for their mistakes, and a 65/y going through a midlife crisis because his doctor told him if he had sex one more time he’d probably keel over. If you can’t die happy, whats the point of living. So click play and listen to this completly random selection of “Girl Talk” while you continue to read through my completely absurd yet mildly entertaining post.
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Sounds like I’m just giant fat dude that sits in front of the computer and eats cupcakes and pudding all day. Although it might sounds awesome, and the perfect way to spend my day, I enjoy work too much. This is the second day in a row that I attempted to eat really healthy, salad and fruit, sadly I ended up with pudding (not all that bad) and the ever so elusive cupcake. Usually after I eat a small truck I slip into something a little more comfortable, like a coma, or that now clean white board on the other side of my monitor. If it was any darker in my cave I’d have put myself down for a nap. I think cupcakes are the root of all evil, a delicious, tasty, chocolate, stomach ache, evil. I also feel that while these pudding cups taste like awesome, they are also contributing to the hell that cupcakes bring. Now I know what your thinking. Mixing chocolate pudding and cupcakes = evil. You might just not realize the gravity ( I chose gravity to Illustrate the weight of this post) of what I’m about to say. So let me break it down for you before I deliver such life changing news. First we need to discuss the importance of each item, and how they are associated to my life.
Cupcakes/Pudding : Good/Evil
Now you’ll notice that good takes up a huge portion of my pie chart. Speaking of pie. I do love me some good pie. Now If you were to combine Cupcakes, Pudding, and Evil you would reach a mass much larger than good. This in itself is inherently evil or as its easier to say not good. 
Even Cupcakes alone are plenty of evil they continually battle muffins as this image will illustrate (I’m getting good at spelling that word) The evil cupcake eye, and the death of the muffin. Although in this situation I would have to disagree with the cupcake as I do find muffins delicious too, only blueberry really. They also taste like awesome. In fact I think I might have to downgrade the level of awesomeness of Pudding, and insert blueberries into the good side. So to reflect this new change I must update the graph. In fact if you had a rock paper scissors game it would go like this. Blueberries, Cupcake, Pudding. Pudding would trump Cupcake, and everything else would loose to blueberry, and if you had two blueberries fighting it out, I think the end result would be a hug.
Blueberries vs Evil
Evil would not stand a chance, and blueberries would conquer all. I can’t believe its only tuesday, Last week flew by and this week not so much, its actually pretty sad. Oh so the whole point of me writing this post was that a co-worker had sent an email in response to Cupcakes being in the kitchen. To which I found to be accurate and very true. Sadly no sort of technical dictionary or glossary had defined such golden knowledge. Said response was…
Clinical trials have proven that high levels of blood glucose, or blood sugar, can cause high performance levels in the engineering staff of Velocity Networks. So a major goal of treatment for these engineers is to keep blood sugar levels in a off the record range… Subsequently allowing staff to accomplish virtually the impossible with the swiftest of ease…
Another co-worker of mine stated that we have to consume so much sugar to counteract the lack of sleep. I’d have to agree. If Sleep was an option, I might be able to cut sugar out of my diet err I mean eat less sugar and stick better with fruit.
